Cowboy Nerd

The Cowboy Nerd strolls into your party with 40 gallon foam cowboy hat, cowprint chaps, boots, bandana and a hobby horse named "Trigger", finds your guest of honor and goes into a humorous roast of her using information provided by you. After a short song, the Cowboy Nerd will further "honor" the victim by creating a custom birthday hat out of balloon animals. You will soon find out why they call this "The gift they remember,
the REVENGE you deserve!"

This show is ideally suited for corporate birthdays and more family oriented parties. The performer always caters the humor and actions to the crowd. Most kids and bosses will see this telegram as nothing more than a "silly man", while adults will appreciate the innuendo and double entantres. Feel free to ask for a specific rating on your telegram.